Tricolor Horse
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Yeah, it’s named Chad. No, it doesn’t bench press. But it could—if it felt like it.
This is the hat that shows up late, wins the raffle, and somehow gets a free appetizer. Minty green crown, stone bill, and a fringe-covered horse that looks like it’s got VIP access to the velvet rope and the afterparty.
Zero effort. Maximum effect. Classic Chad behavior.
Warning: may boost ego and vitamin D levels.